A movie’s runtime is increasingly becoming a major factor in the likelihood of me ever watching it.
Of course, there are directors I love whose work I follow almost religiously. And I, too, get sucked into festival and awards buzz. But when I’m home and want to watch a movie before bedtime (8 p.m., and I’m only sorta kidding) lurks, I’m not looking for epics or films with entr’actes. More than once, I let my The Great Escape (172 minutes) DVD set continue gathering dust in favour of shorter films I had available to watch (The Italian Job – the Michael Caine one – and Run Lola Run – an 80-minute German thriller – come to mind).
The next time you’re looking for a movie to watch and want to make sure you’ll be conscious by the time the credits roll, you don’t have to just fire up another episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, like I’ve been doing for the last two weeks. You *can* watch a movie! As Buffy herself sang at the 2002 MTV Movie Awards, “movies kick absolute, total and complete ass.”
Here are 99 great films under 99 minutes currently streaming on Netflix Canada.
(Netflix Canada catalogue @ June 1, 2015)
My favourites
1. Fargo (1996), 98 minutes
Why I’ve even bothered including 98 other films on this list is beyond me. We should all just be watching Fargo 99 times back-to-back. The Coen Brothers classic stars Frances McDormand as the badass, no-bullshit, pregnant detective Marge Gunderson, who’s investigating three murders in her town, all occurring after the disappearance of the wife of bumbling Jerry Lundegaard (William H. Macy).
2. A History of Violence (2005), 96 minutes
Tom Stall and his family are about to get a rude awakening. After a news story hailing him as a local hero garners some national attention, Tom’s past life catches up with him. Viggo Mortensen stars in Canadian director David Cronenberg’s film, with Mario Bello, Ed Harris and William Hurt. One of Cronenberg’s best.
3. His Girl Friday (1940), 92 minutes
How far can one man go to try to lure his ex from her new beau? For newspaper editor Walter Burns (Cary Grant), the limit does not exist as he tries everything to keep Hildy Johnson (Rosalind Russell), his ex-wife and his ace reporter, in town.
4. 20 Feet From Stardom (2013), 91 minutes
The Oscar-winning documentary follows back-up singers who lent their vocals to some of the most famous and popular songs ever, yet are not household names, including Darlene Love, who stole the show at the 2013 Oscars and was a frequent guest on David Letterman’s Late Show.
5. Fruitvale Station (2013), 85 minutes
A haunting portrait of the last day of Oscar Grant III, a 22-year-old Bay Area man shot by police on the platform of a train station, that’s become more haunting and poignant since its release. I also highly recommend Roxane Gay’s essay on Fruitvale Station, “Last Day of a Young Black Man.”
6. Stoker (2013), 99 minutes
Chan-wook Park’s first film in English is Stoker, about young India Stoker (Mia Wasikowska, in her best work ever) coping with her father’s death, her mother’s (a bone-chilling Nicole Kidman) grief, and her mysterious uncle’s (Matthew Goode) sudden and creepy interest in her.
7. Blue Jasmine (2013), 98 minutes
Blue Jasmine is the rags-to-riches-to-rags story of Jasmine Francis, a role that earned Cate Blanchett her very deserved second Oscar.
8. Mean Girls (2004), 97 minutes
The endlessly quotable and rewatchable Mean Girls is also only 97 minutes long. Has a shrine been erected in honour of Tina Fey yet?
9. I Am Divine (2013), 90 minutes
I’d only heard of Divine and knew nothing of Harris Glenn Milstead, the man under her wigs and makeup before watching I Am Divine, the fascinating documentary about the drag icon who was John Waters’ muse and starred as Edna Turnblad in the 1988 film version of Hairspray.
10. The Cabin in the Woods (2012), 95 minutes
The Cabin in the Woods is a send-off of every horror movie trope, wrapped in a bonkers, over-the-top horror-comedy of its own, co-written by Judd Apatow and Drew Goddard.
Animation
11. Shrek (2001), 90 minutes
Shrek‘s influence on the animated-film landscape is undeniable, even though the series has fallen out of the grace of some fans because of subpar third and fourth entries.
12. Shrek 2 (2004), 93 minutes
13. How to Train Your Dragon (2010), 98 minutes
14. Un chat à Paris (2010), 70 minutes
15. Kung Fu Panda (2008), 92 minutes
16. Ernest et Célestine (2012), 80 minutes
17. Antz (1998), 83 minutes
18. Monsters vs. Aliens (2009), 94 minutes
19. L’illusioniste (2010), 80 minutes
Action/Thriller/Crime
20. Red Eye (2005), 85 minutes
Wes Craven is a true master of suspense, and in the breezy 85-minute Red Eye, starring Rachel McAdams and Cillian Murphy, Craven builds one of the most gripping thrillers of the last decade.
21. Premium Rush (2012), 91 minutes
22. Dredd (2012), 95 minutes
23. Haywire (2011), 92 minutes
24. Salt (2010), 99 minutes
25. Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007), 91 minutes
26. Big Trouble in Little China (1986), 99 minutes
27. A Company Man (2012), 96 minutes
28. The Matador (2005), 98 minutes
29. Killing Them Softly (2012), 97 minutes
30. The Guard (2011), 96 minutes
31. Blue Ruin (2013), 90 minutes
32. Croupier (1998), 94 minutes
Documentary
33. Page One: Inside the New York Times (2011), 92 minutes
Blame my print journalism bias for the first three documentary picks: Page One, about the behind-the-scenes, production side of putting together The New York Times, with a deep and now-bittersweet look at the work of the late David Carr; Bill Cunningham New York, about a NYT photographer who literally invented street fashion photography; and Stripped, about cartoonists at newspapers discussing how the fall of print media is affecting their craft.
34. Bill Cunningham New York (2010), 84 minutes
35. Stripped (2014), 85 minutes
36. Side by Side (2012), 98 minutes
37. Showrunners: The Art of Running a TV Show (2014), 88 minutes
38. Blackfish (2013), 83 minutes
39. The Imposter (2012), 99 minutes
40. Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me (2013), 81 minutes
41. From One Second to the Next (2013), 34 minutes
42. The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life (2013), 38 minutes
Drama
43. Bicycle Thieves (1948), 89 minutes
Netflix’s catalogue of classic films is sometimes lacking but often changing based on which studios it inks deals with. The 1948 Italian film Bicycle Thieves is a heartbreaking and hopeful film about a man and his son searching for a stolen bike that is crucial for the father’s job. Honorary Oscar winner in 1950 for foreign-language film, before the competitive category was established in 1956.
44. Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012), 93 minutes
45. Omar (2013), 98 minutes
46. Wadjda (2012), 98 minutes
47. Blue Caprice (2013), 93 minutes
48. Tiny Furniture (2010), 99 minutes
49. Diego Star (2013), 87 minutes
50. Rabbit Hole (2010), 91 minutes
51. My Week with Marilyn (2011), 98 minutes
52. The Station Agent (2003), 89 minutes
53. Love Is Strange (2014), 94 minutes
54. Punch-Drunk Love (2002), 95 minutes
55. Short Term 12 (2013), 96 minutes
56. Smashed (2012), 81 minutes
57. The Bling Ring (2013), 90 minutes
58. Moon (2009), 97 minutes
59. Carnage (2011), 79 minutes
60. The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas (2008), 94 minutes
Horror
61. The Strangers (2008), 85 minutes
There’s a fine line between “predictable” and “hits exactly the right note exactly when it’s supposed to.” That is The Strangers, a 2008 horror-thriller starring Liv Tyler as a woman being taunted by three masked assailants at her and her husband’s isolated vacation home.
62. Teeth (2007), 94 minutes
63. The Descent (2005), 98 minutes
64. Carrie (1976), 98 minutes
65. The Fly (1958), 93 minutes
66. Frailty (2002), 99 minutes
67. In Fear (2013), 85 minutes
68. The Woman in Black (2012), 95 minutes
Comedy, Romcom, Dramedy
69. The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014), 99 minutes
The latest film by Wes Anderson was a surprise hit, and a rare early-in-the-year release that was able to sustain its momentum come Oscar time, taking home four awards in technical categories and being nominated in nine overall. The film stars Anderson regulars and has a most impressive cast: Ralph Fiennes, Tilda Swinton, F. Murray Abraham, Harvey Keitel, Jude Law, Edward Norton, Adrien Brody, Bill Murray, and Tony Revolori, in a memorable breakout film role.
70. Baby Mama (2008), 98 minutes
71. Zoolander (2001), 89 minutes
72. Office Space (1999), 89 minutes
73. Wet Hot American Summer (2001), 96 minutes
74. Bring It On (2000), 98 minutes
75. Liar Liar (1997), 86 minutes
76. Intolerable Cruelty (2003), 99 minutes
77. Dan In Real Life (2007), 98 minutes
78. 13 Going On 30 (2004), 97 minutes
79. Safety Not Guaranteed (2012), 85 minutes
80. Midnight in Paris (2011), 94 minutes
81. Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008), 96 minutes
82. Enough Said (2013), 92 minutes
83. I Love You Phillip Morris (2009), 97 minutes
84. Hamlet 2 (2008), 92 minutes
85. Frank (2014), 95 minutes
86. Gayby (2012), 88 minutes
87. Celeste and Jesse Forever (2012), 92 minutes
88. Easy A (2010), 92 minutes
89. Your Sister’s Sister (2011), 90 minutes
90. The Full Monty (1997), 91 minutes
91. Clueless (1995), 97 minutes
92. The Addams Family (1991), 99 minutes
93. Fever Pitch (1997), 98 minutes
94. Alan Partridge (2013), 90 minutes
95. Harold and Maude (1971), 91 minutes
96. But I’m A Cheerleader (1999), 85 minutes
97. Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987), 92 minutes
98. Frances Ha (2012), 85 minutes
99. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (1999), 81 minutes